LOL my god, that is funny!
More complicated than it seems, it seems...
Humour done right. lol.
“Yes… this is Mrs. Heinz, how can I help you? References? Oh, she really knows how to spread my sauce, and get the loins all pink & orange! And she really hit the spot between the leg and thigh!! WHAT!? Of COURSE I’m talking about chicken leg quarters and pork loins!! What are you, some kind of kinky freak that puts BBQ sauce on a person? <i>Don’t you know that’s what whipped cream is for, you jerk?!?</i>"