Following the loud voice of the man, arguing with rats and a chameleon, she wiggled her way to freedom.

I can't help but feel that this is going to be REALLLLLY hard to explain.

On the other hand, she was kidnapped by rats. She's going to be willing to believe much.

If one of things Macy's taken from all this is another 'modern' moment, going all "Don't label me your girlfriend, you don't own me!" I'm gonna flip.